Maputo Airport
Lasting Impressions....
Memorable comments left by travellers:
FEATURED REVIEWS
by Gary
"me and the wife was returning home to Manchester England via Johannesburg...Istanbul...starting from Maputo Airport, I understand Maputo is a poor part of Africa, I don't have a problem with that, and im a guy we don't really care..do we?..anyway I needed the bathroom..but couldn't find it?? so I asked this African guy who worked there.."excuse me..but where's the toilet?"..he looked at me like I was an Alien..."the john?"..I said...still no answer...the "restroom"..."I need a pee"...still nothing from this guy!..so I improvised, I got my index finger and placed it between my legs and waggled it about!...now I guessed this guy is either gonna get me arrested for trying to pick him up! or he's gonna realize I need a pee? I looked at the guy and his features changed dramatically into a huge grin!..was HE a faggot I thought?..he started to laugh out loud..ALLELUJAH..I thought he understands me, or was I using my little finger for directions? I thought? but NO he pointed me into the right direction,...phew! that could have been very dangerous for me I was thinking as I ran to relieve myself, after that escapade I think I could fly from ANY Airport in the world..no problem! just as long as I know where the toilets are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Airport Guide
Here is some information that we've picked out of from your reviews. Be sure to read the review pages for the most up-to-date experiences:
- friendly staff
- quiet
- toilets are a mess
Discount Travel Links
- Hostels and Budget Accommodation in Maputo - I've booked my own accommodation on this site. If you are too old for hostels and too cheap for hotels, like me, you'll find some good properties. They offer dorms, private rooms, B&Bs, Apartments.

