KABUL,
Afghanistan (Contributed by ?) Editor's Note: Someone obviously took some time to compose this smart
assed message. Dated November 29/01 - during US bombing of
Afghanistan. "This airport offers spacious sleeping
accommodations. As the building has been blown to ribbons you don't have
to worry about plastic chairs....plenty of room under the stars. Tents and
cheap cloth are readily available for pillows. For just a few dollars you
can drape yourself in the luxury of the much sought after blue gowns
strewn from Afgan women....as the cloth is very heavy, its nice and warm.
And what a show. It will seem like a thousand points of light bathing you
to the low bass tones of quietly rumbling thunder. Just as comforting as
the ebb of the sea."